Week 7 day 4.

Or as we like to call it, Ourobouros. Yes, it’s the night that Late Night Television finally eats itself! Kimmel and Leno combine forces to make two crappy television shows together! Trainwreck City, here we come. This seems a little early in the game for them to be doing this though. Nobody seems to think the strike is going to be over until at least February, so why blow something as awesome as appearing on each other’s shows this soon? Wait, is it because it’s not awesome? Good point, very good point. We can’t wait to see what they come up with next!! And what crazy stunts will the New York shows pull out to compete? Stay tuned. Or finish reading this article. The choice is yours!

Thursday:

• The Tonight Show With Jay Leno - Jimmy Kimmel, probably some crappy band
• The Late Show with David Letterman - Howard Stern, Ayo
• Late Night with Conan O’Brien - Howie Mandel, Cheerleader Leigh Killian, Kate Nash
• The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson - Val Kilmer, Michael Gates Gill, Ian Hunter
• Jimmy Kimmel Live - Jay Leno, probably another crappy band

STEPHAN: You know you have a good show when you have to explain to people who your guests are. Unless Cheerleader just became an official honorific? There’s Doctor, Father (or Pastor or Rabbi or whatever your cult calls it’s teachers), Professor, Senator/Congress(wo)man, and now Cheerleader??? Apparently whatever committee decides that, votes based on blowjobs. I hear next year’s new honorific is going to be “Twink”.

ERECH: Jay and Jimmy sitting in on each others couch tonight, to combat the fact that neither one of them are getting any guests worth a crap. And they still aren’t. Of the two, I’ll check out Jimmy, just to see Jay out of his element but still on a couch, and also to stick it to NBC some since the two shows overlap.

Stern on Letterman might excite some people, but that person ain’t me. Pass.

Conan is daring me not to watch him tonight, I think he even just called me chicken too. I was so shocked, I think I just layed an egg. Hoo boy does this strike need to end AND SOON.

I saw Val Kilmer running from photogs on TMZ the other night, and that was far more interesting than this episode of Craig Ferguson will be. Can you believe someone is putting Kilmers vanity album out? Can you believe I just typed out “photogs” and didn’t even mean it ironically??

Oh nelly, what a wash tonight is. I give up.

And that kids, is the reason why we do this every (?!) day, to bring the hard facts of late night right to your face - WE’RE BRINGING IT! Join us tomorrow for me broughtening of it too!

Read Past LNT’s:
Week 7-3
Week 7-2
Week 7-1
Week 6
Week 5
Week 4
Week 3
Week 2
Week 1