Late Night Thing comes around the corner again, ready to head the end of this year off at the pass. We’re pretty sure LNT just celebrated some kind of anniversary recently, but who keeps track of that kind of stuff anyways? You could tell us it has been 3 months OR 14 years and we’d believe either answer. (no, it has really felt like forever) Either way, we’re ready to ride our post-Halloween buzz into a new week of talkies, and tell YOU what YOU should watch. LNT - No country for old columns.
Late Night Thing returns from a week off, because talking about reruns is for SUCKERS. Sad thing is, we’ve actually done just that before in the past, devoted whole columns talking about shows that we’ve all already scene. Who’s the sucker in that scenario? Stephan and Erech for typing it, or you for reading it? I think we all know the answer to that one… LNT - take that, suckers!
Late Night Thing is back, lacking the respect it deserves, and earning the reputation it has garnered. You think you got it rough? Try coming down to the Murdershow HQ offices some time. Charles Barkley & Optimus Prime posters littering the walls, and beer bottles that never seem to quite make it into the recycling bin, week in and week out Stephan & Erech are here. And so are you, but you’d never be able to tell by reading the comments. We have access to the site stats kids, we know you’re reading, but you’re just not telling us about it. Fine, be that way. LNT - we don’t need your stupid words anyways!
Late Night Thing is back, doing the thing it does every week. Telling you what to think on the completely unimportant topics of our day. The Thing has plenty to talk about this week, we hope you’re wearing your “rant vest” for this one, or you just might drown. The boys of LNT are up in it to their necks though, so you might as well jump into it with them. LNT - Can it be next week already?
Late Night Thing returns, with a bump on our collective noggin too. Aww Conzie, you fell down go boom? That was really bad news, even if 50% of the LNT staff currently dislikes your show, 100% of the staff doesn’t want to see any harm come to you because of it. Well, physical harm at least. LNT - just a couple o’ peaches, we is.
Late Night Thing returns, as does David Letterman. And boy does he ever. This is a week that reminds us all why we tune into the talkies - we’re talking about as good as it gets! Real superstars, and not just celebs. Actual interesting people, and not just people there selling a horrible movie/tv show/book. That’s right, it’s TALK show time, folks! And LNT will be here to guide you through the nights. LNT - we’re your g’damn beacon, baby!
The return of the #1 internet column dedicated to snarking up your late night shows hours and hours before they’re even filmed is back. Late Night Thing, fresh off its summer hiatus, is back and ready to do exactly what you think it’d do. Telling you what to watch, and when, and why you should, all in 100 words or less. Suck it, TV Guide! LNT - Kind of a crappy week to come back though, all things considered.
Those heroes of late night return, like they do every week, to right the wrongs and left the rights. Yes, Stephan & Erech are the boys of Late Night Thing, your one stop internet read for all the stuff you should be watching after the nightly news, but are too afraid to. LNT - We’re like a glowworm of justice for your teevee!
Late Night Thing is back, and ready to finally answer, once and for all, just what the hell it is. Think of the Thing like it’s a magic TV Guide from the future, only one that you can read now, but it’s written by drunken a-holes with little to no understanding of where hyphens should be or probably are at all. LNT - C’mon, it ain’t rocket science kids.
The great and powerful THING demands you sit down, take off your thinkin’ caps, and prepare to be attacked by words and thoughts regarding all that is the late night television scene. That’s right, Late Night Thing is back, for another week of being smarmy, snarky, know-it-all a-holes, opened and ripe for massive amounts of ridicule themselves. Sure, Stephan & Erech ain’t perfect, but they’re pretty damn near close. LNT - more talkshowing, slave!




